I mean, not really. I usually go to church and my raps are slightly more offensive, (contradictory, you say?) but if I were to have a perfect day, it might look something like that.
Today is Halloween, but since I live in a town that is chiefly dominated by religious conventions, everybody celebrated last night. I don't know, maybe it was like that everywhere since it was Saturday night and that's typically a better night to party and such. Anyways, my aunt and two of my cousins are here, so we went all out. It was the first time I really got into the Halloween spirit. We carved pumpkins, Mark and Sarah dressed up, and I passed out candy to children against my better judgment. Oh, on that note and since I'm highly qualified to give parenting advice, seeing as how I've raised a few of my own, here's a little tip to parents from my purely loving heart: If you can't stop your kid from screaming, DON'T TAKE THEM OUT IN PUBLIC. I don't care what the story is, nothing ruins my day like a messy, screaming, whiny kid.

