The Shopping Buddy

People, you all know what I'm talking about... Ok, Ladies, you all know what I'm talking about. That one special person in your life without whom your wardrobe would be a complete disaster. (Just admit it, you know it would) Here is my ode to this girl, brought on by my purchase of $4 shoes yesterday which I decided on all by myself and which I am hoping don't make my calves look big.

Ode to (insert friend's name here, for me it's Bry)

She'll tell you when you're looking fat,

She'll tell you where the bargain's at.

She never tires of talking shop,

Literally, and together you hop

Store to store and rack to rack,

Trying clothes and talking smack.

She's thrifty and with her you know

You'll never make a purchase woe.

She makes you weigh the cons and pros

Before you spend too much on those

Shoes whos only pro is brand,

When in them you could never stand.

So thank you, Bry, for always caring,

What I buy and what I'm wearing.

I hope to do the same for you,

And when we go some shopping to do,

You know I'll be there till the end,

Because we're more than average friends.

P.S. This may seem shallow, but don't be decieved by the trivial topic. It goes much deeper than simply the shopping experience. Plus, girls just tend to bond over things like this, the way men bond over... I don't know, cars? Sports? I won't pretend to understand men in the slightest.