A Trip and A Song

I woke up late today and almost didn't make it to work on time. I had to go the entire morning until 12:00 with no coffee, and it hurt. I'm not one to beg for pity, but.... FEEL SORRY FOR ME. Am I the only one who thinks it's ok to whine on the Internet for the public to read about trivial things like a caffeine headache? Also in case you're wondering why I talk about coffee so much, it's because I feel super cool that I have an addiction, and someday you can all have an intervention for me and send me to rehab where I'll start lots of drama, make some hard-core friends, recover, then have a relapse and never come back. Then maybe I'll write a Song about it and become a rock star. With a tattoo. It all makes me feel so very grown-up, which I am obviously not since I need to reassure myself with things like coffee and driving. I love driving and it may sound pathetic to you, but it's partially because I feel like an adult in my truck. Don't get me wrong, I get high off the view of the open road and the feeling of freedom and all, but secretly, deep down, I am still 16 with a brand-new license and I can't wait to use it. Thank you, Thank you for being bored enough to read my nonsensical rambling. It means so much to me. Now get off your computer and go get some work done.